Final Blog

Hello and welcome back to the final (instructed) blog post of my 2010 class. I would like to hit basis on my more favorite posts including Band, Driving, Friends and their Boyfriends… ECT, ECT. Too bad this is going to be a fantastic final (instructed) blog. I will be complaining about something that I really dislike. Just guess what that is. Here are some hints: it’s part of a holiday… it’s right after a holiday… it rhymes with caned… you guessed it! BAND!!! Yeah, I wrote a blog about it already this year… but this is something different. Let me explain…

So, the Paris High School band is going to Florida for so bowl like Champs or Rose or Orange or what ever it’s called. The point is I kind of don’t want to go after I got the rules. Let me type some up right here => No look down:

1. No excessive laughing. Have you heard some people’s laugh (including mine)? THEY ARE LOUD! My friend and I basically said that we’re bringing duct tape because we both laugh loud.

2. Reading material is suggested. However, if your chaperone does not like what you’re reading, they will confiscate it. Huh? What do they think we’re gonna do, bring a play boy magazine? Half of us (not me) do not even know what reading is! So, I’m bringing a book that has girls in bikinis on the cover. Which leads me to the final funny rule:

3. When swimming, you must wear an oversized t-shirt. Boy’s and girl’s both. This means that they think we are going to get pregnant by showing our shoulders or by wearing a tankini or one piece.  I mean, I can see banning bikinis because some girls in band would be showing a little too much. These are freshmen I’m talking about too. And maybe some seniors.  But that is absolutely it!

If you think these rules are completely stupid, well, too bad you cannot do any thing about it.   I really don’t understand why the band parents do not trust us but… I mean we high school students are very trust… never mind… I just do not get it. Not fair and not cool.

Now, I am not saying that I absolutely hate band. I like it when we play pep band. That is fun to do. I sit there playing awesome songs like I Want You Back by Michal Jackson or Let’s get it started by the black eyed peas, and even the worst of the worst, I want candy… yes some of the songs he makes us play is not cool what so ever. More of the cool songs are California Gurls by Katie Perry, Iron Man, the final Countdown ect. Ect… But that is the only thing I like about band. I mean some of the songs we play are pretty cool like for our last concert (which I had to play as the second saxophone in the first section because the person was sick and there were parts I didn’t even know…) we played Harry Potter and Beauty and the Beast!!! LOVE THEM!!!

Farewell, for this is my last instructed blog. I will probably blog once and a while, just don’t be afraid to comment!

People

Ok, so there are some people in life that are just really, really, annoying. I just want them to leave and never ever come back. But guess what, most of the time they just keep coming back. Sadly. I get depressed when I see someone who annoys me walking toward me because when I pass them, they say or do something that makes me want to punch them in the face. In my mind, there are three types of annoying people. One: People who think that they are better than everyone else; two: people who goof off all the time… also called class clowns; and finally: The Know-It-All’s. They are not my friends.

                First and foremost, the annoying people who think they are better than everyone else. I just do not understand why they think they are better. Please someone explain! I mean yeah they may be a little higher on the poor to rich scale but that defiantly does not mean that they have the right to be mean. Or try to ruin some person’s life just because they are not dressed like they think that that person should dress exactly as them. If they makes any sense to you. I like to call these type of people ‘Plastics” because they pretend to be someone better than everyone else and pretend everyone likes them. Basically, that’s what my partners and I write about in one of our slam poetry poems. In creative writing, we get to write two slam poetry poems for a higher grade of our final. Trust me, I NEED those points. Anyway, we wrote one called ‘Plastic Girls’ which begins with a ‘popular’ girl telling about her life (One of my partners reads this) and ends with me pretending to be a girl who gets pushed to attempting suicide because they made her life horrible by turning everyone against her. Oh, and our other one slams Twilight… It is funny. I may post it if people want me to.

                Anyway, back to what this blog is about. The next annoying people on the list is… the class clowns. Ah, the one’s who can do what ever they want (goofing off wise) and not get in trouble. And trust me, I have tried to do what they do… it does not work. Depressing right? Now, let’s keep moving on to my final group, the Know-It-All’s. Yes, the one people who raise their hands on every single question in every single class. I mean, in my favorite class History I am like that but in any other class, I am definitely not. Actually, I refuse to act like that all the time. I used to but not so much anymore. It gets really, really, really, really, (needing just a few more words…) Annoying!

                Hey, like always, I like to hear from my reader. Anybody annoys you in class, just complain about it here! I will always comment back… I like to hear from people. J J J J J

Partys

Cleaning your room is not an easy task, I know. But the only reason I actually clean my room is if I want something, like, I do not know, a party? Yes, I am having a bon fire with all my friends and the worst part if it would be having to clean and prepare for it. Oh and when everyone leaves, you have to clean. Fun, fun. So this is what my blog is about this week, a party. Oh and the guests too.

            So setting up for a party is one of my least favorite parts of a party. You have to send out invitations, pick who should come (Hint: if you hate them, do not invite them to please someone else!), clean the house, foods… must I have to say more? It is a lot work, which, if you have not caught the drift yet, I really hate. So, in turn, I hardly have any parties. It is actually really annoying trying to plan a party. As mentioned above, there are many steps to plan one… too much work, in my opinion.

            Then comes the party, which comes the party guests. Who, yes, can be REALLY annoying! I know when I go to a party; I can be annoying because no one listens to me so I repeat myself like fifty times until someone hears me. When people come to my house, there is either like twenty five people talking to me at the same time. I can become a major, well, you know. If not, well, just assume something. Party guests also ask for something you do not have. Like, once one person asked me for something, I was not even remotely angry at that. But, when someone asks me for something and then someone else asks again, and then someone else asks again for the same exact same, that is when I get mad. And, then people hate me. It is a very stressful situation which I hate to be in.

            Finally, the clean up. This is the best (cough, cough, worst) part of a party. The guests see the mess and are like “Well, nice to see you Kelsey but I have to go.” Then I turn around and see the major mess, and who has two thumbs and has to clean it up? This girl!!! I am lazy! To keep up my laziness, I absolutely cannot do work! But, according to my mother, they are my guests and I have to clean up after them. But, in my unconsidered opinion, the mother should clean it up if the child doesn’t want to. Gosh, I sure hope that my kids aren’t lazy like me and that they like to clean. That would make my life soooooooooooooooooo easy. But, sadly, I have to clean it myself. It makes me sad.

            I like to hear from you! Any party’s yours turn sour? Comment and I will answer as son as I possible can! I hope this made you laugh some! J

Driving

You know those people on the road; yeah the ones that cut in front of you, cut you off, and my biggest pet driving peeve would have to be not using your turn signal. It is the most annoying thing EVER in my opinion. I have my white slip so when people decide not to use their turn signal in front of me, I am a beginner at this so it could mortally harm me! MORTALLY!!!

I am not one of those people who will advocate against bad driving, or selfish driving skills. But, I will, however, complain about it. Living in a small town means there are not as many selfish drivers like in New York or somewhere, there are, however, little old ladies and little old men driving around half blind to everything.  Sleepy old little town of… well I should not say the name of my town so sorry for all my stalkers. I am kidding; I have no stalkers that I know of. In my small town, there are people who are just stupid when it comes down to driving. I mean it is not even funny how bad some people are! Like I just started driving with an instructor at my school and the person who I am driving with has only driving twice. We have driven with the instructor only twice. The second time we drove, I will admit I was doing pretty well, turning around and going the correct speed, and she runs into a curb. I fear for my life just a little bit.

Another thing I absolutely hate about stupid drivers is tailgaters. Yeah, those one people who are right on the tailgate of my car. I hate that! Like I cannot stop without freaking out that they are going to rear end me! I just want to pull over, get out, walk over to them, and tell them to either go around me, or quit freaking  me out. Actually, what I would really do I cannot say because I would probably either A) get hit by the persons car, B) get into a fight, C) get arrested. None of  them sound like much fun to me so… yeah.

Oh, and another thing I hate: the people who have really nice cars that their parents bought them and then they show them off. They make me soooooooooooooooo angry. They do both of the mentioned above and they think they are so freaking cool that they can almost kill themselves and people around. If you notice, they are the ones to get in the most car accidents because they show off to people. Sweet, sweet karma. I know in my school there are so many people like that; it is not even funny. People with their rich parents who get really nice cars. Not cool. I do not even get a car!

                As usual, I want people to comment their pet peeves about other people’s driving skills… Please comment! I really want to hear from you!

Friends and their Boyfriends

Have you ever had that one friend(s) who, when they get themselves boy friend, they are kind of really clingy? Yes, I have a few and that is what this week’s blog is about. Allow me to begin…

            So basically I have this one friend who (no names please) who just is just a little too clingy to her boyfriend. For example: this one time, a few days ago actually, my friend always sits next to me at lunch. She never sits by her boyfriend, he says that it is ‘bros before h---‘ I think you get the picture. So anyway, she almost sits down and BAM! Her stupid boyfriend had no where to sit, so, he sits next to her twin on the other side of the table. She sees him, looks at me then to him, grabs her lunch box and leaves me. I know it may seem like I am kind of being selfish but this guy does not even like her as much as she likes him. He even lied to her many, many times. He also blew her off a few (three I think) times to hang with friends. Wow, he is such a nice guy, cough and cough NOT.  But, I still love my best buddy and will stand by her through whatever horrible decision she makes.

            Oh and my other friend (still no names… I know it  makes it a bit confusing but hey, I respect people’s privacy J) She is dating this guy that I really, really, really, dislike (I do not use the word hate because that is a very strong word… it equals three reallys before dislike J I make myself laugh) He is not even very nice to me. He says rude and crude things to me and sometimes even her, when they are in a fight. They try to spend every waking moment together and it gets sickening sometimes… But I digress…

            You may think I am totally against all my friends’ boyfriends, but do not get me wrong, I like one or two, actually only one but anyway, I like one of them. It is better than no one. This is actually the twin of the person who I talked about first. Me and her boyfriends like to make fun of each other. You see, our lockers are near each other (his last name starts with a W… my school screwed up… they forgot me and stuck me at the end… joy) and we walk to our lockers look at each other and say “shut up!” at basically the exactly same time. You see, we are in a shut up war… I am winning (I hope). He is really nice and funny but he hardly talks, which angers me because I talk A LOT. She made a fantastic choice and I do not think they had a single fight yet this year.

            Yes, friends and their boyfriends are really, really, annoying… I love them though! Share your experiences please! I’d love to hear from you!

Teachers

There is one thing that I did not write about yet this year... teacher and slash or teachers pets. No offense to any teachers who read this (cough cough, Mr. Ogle J) But teachers can be really annoying. I mean, do not get me wrong, we students are annoying as heck but put yourself in our shoes (which you have before when you were our age) we do not want to be here anymore than teachers do. But we have to put up with each other, somewhat happily. Sometimes.

                Yes, teachers. We students have to learn from teachers as teachers learned from the teachers before them and so on and so on. So teachers do know how we students feel. Somewhat. I know that we students can get really annoying at times, but give us a break! We have the attention span of like a three week old puppy! You could lay off the homework maybe, or be less strict or something to make us students like teachers better. Or not. Whatever, it is the teachers choice. Sadly.

                As we probably all know, where there are teachers, there are teacher’s pets. Yes, those students who are always trying to outdo other students, hogging the attention and basically sucking up to the teachers. It makes me angry. I mean, yes, I was a teacher’s pet up until like the end of sixth grade. Most teachers love me only because, Number one: I am funny, if you have not noticed and Number two: I get straight A’s and Number three: I am just a very likeable person. I was told once that my negativity is funny. It is not so funny to me. Anyway, off topic, students that are just… just… annoying! I sit there and am just like “just shut up, please, just shut up!” or “you sound stupid and you are REALLY annoying so shut up!”

                As I said before in another blog, I will be writing about something I love. Before, it was books, now it will be acting. In about two weeks, my high school will be put on a play about, well, high school. I am acting as Charlotte Wolfe, the librarian. Oh, the play is called Up the Down Staircase. It’s about a just out of college high school teacher putting up with us unruly high school students. I’m the over-protective-of-books librarian who hates students who do not take care of books. I really love acting. It is one thing that does not annoy me. Though I really hate the two hour long practices and when we get to dress rehearsal week, well, let me just put it this way, it will probably be almost four hour practices every night. That is what I really hate about play. My friends and even wrote a song. But, you people probably do not want to hear that.

                Teachers and teacher’s pets are really annoying. If you agree or have any objection about teachers being annoying, you know what to do. If not, leave a comment… so far I got zero comments… Please comment J.

Bad TV Shows

So, there are things in this life that are just horrible. Bad food, sickness, and especially horrible TV shows. You know the ones that are so bad you want to cry or throw a chair through a window, or maybe even get up from the comfortable spot on you’re couch. I know, that is the worst thing to do. Anyway, there are those shows that just… just… oh, what’s the word… oh yes, they just suck. Horribly. Like Jersey Shore, Dr. Phil, um, soap operas… I think that’s just a few of bad TV shows.

            Ah yes, Jersey Shore… Well I have just one thing to say about this show: Vomit. Snookie is not the life of that show and even her own father says she is ridiculous. I do not think there is anything worse than this show. It makes me vomit.

            Dr. Phil may help some people but for me… it is just bad. You see, I am the problem child of my family (just kidding) but when I was little my mother used to sit me in front of the television, making me sit through hours (exaggeration, of course) and quite frankly, scarring me for life. I do not think I will ever be able to watch that show ever again in my life. It was way too scarring.  I mean, I can stand Oprah or Ellen, because they are not depressing or sad. All it is, is people talking about how depressing their life is and how they need help, so they go on TV and get (somewhat) professional help. I mean, why would you want your problems publicized on TV? I just do not understand. Oprah has its good moments, though I would not watch it all the time and it can be depressing too. Ellen is just freaking hilarious all the time, 24/7, every day all day long. I love that show.

            Finally, soap operas. I just see no point in them, they go on and on for like forever, killing off people, then bringing them back to life, and killing them off again. It is so dang confusing!!! My mom watched something like called the Young and the Restless; I think that is what it is called. I watched it like once and I told myself that it was really really stupid and never to watch to again. Then my mom told me that someone on the show died then came back to life and yeah, I was confused. I just do not get the point of these weird shows. I get confused with these types of shows.

            As you have read, there are certain shows that just are horrible to watch. So bad, that you would probably rather hurt yourself than watch. If you have an issue with why this shows are bad and you actually like them, well, number one; you need to see better shows, and number two; you should tell me why they are so go anyway. Comment, chat, and have fun talking about annoying things at this blog. :)

Random

            Ah, my dear readers, you see, it is very hard to come up with things that annoy me that would take up five hundred words,so, this week (and probably others) I will write the opposite in the beginning. I will write about things that do NOT annoy me. Yes, a nice twist. If this annoys YOU, well then just tell me.

            One thing that I really enjoy about life would be books. I don’t know why, but books are my backup plan. Bad day? Well fix it with a happy ending book or maybe a depressing one. Fantastic day and your friends won’t listen why anymore? Well, read about someone else’s great day and maybe it’ll make yours even better.

            I remember what got me started on reading in general. I loved books since the day I could first read, which would be when I was, like three or four years old, but what really made me a book nerd would have to be this: bullying. I was in sixth grade and there was this kid who always made fun of me. Then another person did. Thankfully, no one else did but them. But, instead of talking to people and being social, I was afraid of what I would say, and the bullies deeming it un-cool. So, therefore, I switched my thinking to books. In books, only things that the author wants to happen, happens. Or, if something bad happens to one of the characters, at the end, it will all work out for them. I have read a lot of books, trust me. I think I can read a five hundred page book within two hours. I read fast.

            But, then I went to seventh grade, made new friends, and became more outspoken. By the time eighth grade came around, well; let’s just say I was crazy.

            Now for the annoying part: Some People. There are some people in this world who, lets face it, are annoy just to be around. Like, there is this one person at this school who is soooooooooooooooooo annoying that I just cannot stand to be around them and neither can half the school. I mean, I know I’m annoying but this is a whole new level. Like on a scale of 1-10I’m a level three probably, and this person is probably a level eleven. Yeah, I went a number higher. The point is there will always but those annoying people in life, but u just have to avoid them, like I do. I when I see this person, I walk to other direction. Just kidding, but I would totally do that just to get away from them. I just don’t at school because I have like four minutes to get to my next class and I cannot be late.

            There will be people like that in your life that are annoy as heck and you just have to deal with it. I have to on a daily basis, you probably do too. Just think to yourself that your not the only one suffering. Stay classy! :D

Computers

          “Stupid computer! Did you really just delete my lab report? It’s nine at night and I have to retype it for tomorrow! I HATE YOU!” Has this ever happened to you? If it has, then you have suffered from Stupidcomputoritis. Yes I just created that name but it is true. We all have had those moments where our computer becomes stupid for just a little bit. It’s a love hate relationship. “I HAT E YOU, STUPID COMPUTOR! *hits the computer* “I’m so sorry! Please forgive me!” Just kidding, I do not talk to my computer… or do I? Dah dah daaaaahhhhh. Again, kidding.

            I remember once when I was typing my creative writing story, which is due today. I went to call my tennis coach about the next tennis match and when I come back, it locked. I typed the password about fifty before I almost broke down in tears. I had to turn the computer off and basically restart. It was a sad moment in my life. I know, it’s pretty pathetic when a sad moment in my life is typing a story. I think my technology rejecting mother (or cave man is what I like to call her) is right, technology will be the death of us! The end is near! Just kidding.

            Yes computers are stupid sometimes. I can not even figure out to use Microsoft word sometimes! I ask myself many questions “where is header and footer?” or “How do I vertical align stuff?” or I start getting hand cramps from typing so much. Just tonight I had to type a short story for creative writing (eight pages), a lab report (three pages) (that was what I needed to vertical align), and this blog. Oh and peer reviews online, which my cave man mother thinks internet is a waste of time so guess what, we do not have it. Which might lower my 5.0 grade point average… questions I ask myself. Oh and a Spanish dialogue due eight hour on Friday. I think it has to be typed. Joy…

            Then people use the internet to harm other people. Which is ridiculous in my opinion. But even at my small high school in my small town is there cyber bullying. People, it’s really not cool to use the internet to harm someone else. I mean, was picked on when I was in sixth and seventh grade so I really do not know how that could make someone feel good, putting someone else down, using one of the best inventions in the world: the internet and computer. I just don’t understand how…

            Wow, I have been rambling about computers and cyber bullying and ECT., ECT. I know but really take that cyber bulling thing to heart: even when you’re thinking about it, don’t. No joke.

            I’m running out of ideas for my annoying blog so if you have any good ideas please just comment! I mean I have to do this for a class so, it’s really not my idea. BY

Band

The subject that I dread every day: Band. It’s the class that I wish I didn’t have to take but I know I would miss it if I quit. But this isn’t about the class; this is about the actual instruments. You know the annoying sounds that they make sometimes. Today, I will talk about only a few certain ones. Actually only three but still I hate them both. These annoying instruments will be the trumpet, saxophone and the drums.

            The trumpet is probably one of the most annoying instruments. I love the sound but there is a breaking point. You see, I sit right in front of them in band. I play the saxophone. Which is annoying too but I will not complain about my own instrument until later. Anyway, I wish I didn’t have to sit in front of it. I’m pretty sure that there is one trumpet who plays entirely too loud. Of course, the band teacher loves that he plays so loud. It’s just not fun to sit in front of where the sound comes out of. My friend and I like to complain about it, but we can not do anything about it though. I know, depressing. Every time I walk into that class room, and listen to the trumpets and drums, I get a monster headache. You get the point of this.

            The drums are probably one of the most annoying instruments EVER. In my school, they sit in the back of the band room banging away on their stupid drums. Those big base drums, the snares (I really need ear plugs) and the bell things. I just hate them because they are annoying. They just need to stop. Really. They literally shake the band room. I get head aches too from them. I’m pretty sure that not very many people enjoy hearing drums. There is not much else to say about this annoying instrument.

            The saxophone is my instrument. I hate it. But, I love it too. You see I like playing music in concert band but marching band… anyway, that is not important. My instrument is horribly broken. When I say horribly I mean like dents and scratches and it breaks like everyday. To make it short, tape and a mini screw driver I bought at Rural King are heroes for my instrument. The saxophone is also an annoying instrument. It squeaks and when you hit low notes, it vibrates the chair that I sit in. Yes, but I love it.

            Now it’s about the class. As I said before, I like the concert band, in fact you could almost say that I like it more than reading sometimes, only sometimes. It’s the marching band that kills me. We go out to the football field almost every day, making us late for lunch. You see, our football field is like really far away from our school. So, we climb on a bus, ride out to the field, practicing for about thirty minutes. Not fun and a horrible idea.

            You might be getting annoyed with me talking about annoying things. But quite frankly, I really can’t change my topic now because my teacher won’t let me. So yeah. Anyway, any class that annoys you, comment!!!

Homecoming Week

            Ah, Homecoming. The fun of the week before. At my school, for the week before, we have themed days. For example, we have class colors, superhero day, toga day even. But, as always, there is something annoying about it: the extremists. The people who go above and beyond the expected. And these people, we applauded for being the new annoying theme for this week.

            For this Homecoming week, which we just finished, Monday was hat day. For hat day, my friend, who is also the same person who is obsessed with pop stars, wore a sombrero. And this isn’t just an ordinary sombrero, this is a HUGE one. I mean, this is big. Oh and to top it off, it was from Mexico. I wore an ordinary snow hat. I wear it everywhere. No joke. Anyway, back to the extreme. At lunch, we put our trash on it. He didn’t notice at all until his hat started to tip off. And during that forty minutes, I hit his hat off at least five times. It was joyful for me.

            For the next day, Tuesday, if you didn’t know, was Toga Day. Yes, togas. Normal people like me (or somewhat normal people) we wore just a bed sheet wrapped around us, maybe cutting it in a few places, not going out and buying an actual Toga costume, and wearing it to school. Yes, he actually bought one. And he looked stupid too. My was blue. It was a fun day.

            Wednesday was class colors day. It was also a day of Powder Puff. (see ending of blog) Green for freshmen, blue for sophomores, pink for juniors, and finally orange for seniors. Orange and black our school colors. I am a sophomore. So is my friend. Just guess what he did. Yes, the extreme: he painted himself blue. Yes, blue. He looked like a smurf. I laughed. Very much. Yes, fun.

            Oh the best day was Thursday. It was Super Hero Day. Please just guess what he did. Superman? No. Batman? No. Wonder Woman? Heck no! No he was Captain Underpants. Yes, underpants and all. I walk into to lunch room and almost died of laughter. We (my friends) asked if he went and bought new underwear. Thank god. We also asked if he still wore whitey tighties. Thank god again. We came up with the name J.C.Whitey-tighties. We are creative.

            Finally, Friday. We had an eleven thirty dismissal. We also had class games. He said he was going to paint his face in tiger stripes. Tiger are our mascot. He didn’t though. He just put paw prints on his face. Oh and class games are when each class compete for the homecoming name. Juniors won. My class got third.

            From the beginning, Powder Puff is when girls play football and the guy football players coach. It’s only flag football but it is still violent. The juniors won like usual. My team beat the Seniors and we played the juniors and lost by one point.

            Yes, Homecoming week is fun. But there are the extremist like usual. Tell me about your homecoming week!  

Obsessed People

Do you that one friend or acquaintance who is completely obsessed with famous people? Because I do. And it gets annoying. You would think that it would be a girl, no, mine’s a guy. Three famous people he’s obsessed with (in order)


1. Madonna (I mean come on, MADONNA?)

2. This Barbra person who I really don’t care about (sings her songs ALL THE TIME!)

3. Lady Gaga (ditto)

He is still obsessed with it! But that’s not the point. He is literally obsessed with the top three though. Just say, “Hey, what’s that Madonna song that goes…” or Lady Gaga or that Barbra person. Oh, and when I say he sings all the time, I mean ALL the time.

Anyway, that’s just my friend. You know when Michal Jackson died and people were crying saying that it was the saddest day of their lives? Yep: obsession. I mean, you don’t even know him personally! Or when someone meets someone famous they are like “OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!” Tell that to your wife if you have one or your parents or kids. Trust me, it’s not the happiest day of you life. That day would be either you wedding or the day your mother in law moves across the country. Just kidding.

Anyway, don’t you just think it is just a little weird to love a person you never met, or will ever meet (not to burst your bubble or anything but it is probably never gonna happen) that one famous person? I do, defiantly. I mean, I can see if it’s your job and everything but sometimes it’s just regular people who are obsessed with the people they will never meet. They might be a good singer or a great actor or actress, but that’s no excuse to almost mulling them when you see them, or even chase after them for a while. I would never do that! Partially because I am not a very fast runner and I would get tired after one block and quit but also because I’m not crazy like that. I would be exicited and stuff but enough to mull or chase someone? Or even get into a fight over who’s better? (cough, cough, Twilight, Team Jacob or Team Edward… Just to clear it up, I’m Team Guy-who-almost-hit-Bella-with-a-van, if you have seen the movie).

Enough with that type of obsession and to the more subtle part. That was the over the top a little, if I must say so myself. My hometown obsession hits me in the area of my shriveled up heart, wait, cross that out, heart, my friend who I mentioned at the top. I’m pretty sure I don’t go a lunch with out him talking about Lady Gaga’s new song or a Barbra strizing song. He knows basically everything about Madonna’s life… he came so exicited about him thinking he knows where she lives. Then, a few days ago, he came walking into lunch saying that his sister met a Barbra (person I mentioned above) impersonator who even knew the real Barbra. It was the high light of his day. I get annoyed quite often with him.

Enough about me and my obsessed friend! I wanna hear about your movie star/ pop star obsessed friends or acquaintance! Comment yours to me

Parents

“Go clean your room!” “Be nice to your brother/sister!” “Do your homework!” “Carry up the laundry!” These are just a few of the things your parents say to you. And every time they do, you tell them that you will but they keep hounding you about it. Until, of course, you do it. Which no one ever real wants to.

The world knows that parents can be annoying. People say they are only that way because they love you. They do, but can they NOT let up? In my case, it’s always about my room. My mom says to go clean it. I say no because I have better things to do in my free time. And because seeing as I’m the only one who actually sees my room and sleeps in it, why should I clean it? My mom says because it should make me feel better. Please tell me how cleaning my room, exerting effort on something that I only see, should make me feel better. I’m just not organized! And I like it because I my mom doesn’t. Just kidding, that’s mean.

Anyway, have you ever driven with your parents? If not, let’s just put it this way, I’d rather drive with my eighty plus year old grandma because she doesn’t yell at you for everything. My mother puts her arm out and pumps it back and forth thinking that will help me stop. Brilliant. My farther let’s me do as I please, but when I make a mistake he does this whole speech about what you could do in that situation. Then, I’m debating whether to stop the car and let him drive or continue driving listening to him talk. I like driving, so this is a very hard choice. Driving with your parents is not fun. It’s annoying. Really.

Ever played a sport with your parent(s)? I don’t know about yours, but mine try to tell me what to do. I get annoyed with it. A lot. Sure they played the sport in high school or college but I think the coach knows best. I play tennis and my mother is telling me how to serve and my dad is telling me how to hit it. I get annoyed. I try to listen but… I just get annoyed.

Oh, my favorite part, when you ask your parents if you can do something potentially dangerous and they freak out saying you can get hurt. I know they care about you but cut us some slack! Please! We are only young once! Personal experience: Don’t try this at home. Mattress Surfing, which is when you tie a mattress to a 4-wheeler and drag it, my mother let me and my brother and sister’s friends ride it but not drive. My mother wouldn’t let me drive the 4-Wheeler. Why? Well, because she said she didn’t want someone to get hurt while I was driving. She doesn’t even know how to turn it on. Ironic, I know.

I have complained enough on this blog. I love my parents and all but they can be very annoying. Now it’s your turn. Have a story when your parents annoyed you? Just post it!

Siblings

Siblings, siblings, siblings. Every one knows that they are one of the most annoying things in the world. Unless you’re a single child. Cause then, you are lucky. No sharing bathrooms, fighting over stupid things like breakfast cereals (and yes my family does that). Ahh the life! Just kidding.


Anyway, if you’re like me, the middle child out of three kids, you understand my pain. Normally the middle child gets gained up on by the eldest and the youngest. Or the parents put all the attention on the eldest or the youngest. We all know that sibling are annoying or if you are an only child, you know that your friends little brother or sister is annoying. If you are a single child and have no friends, well just ignore this post.

Ever had your friends over and your little bro or sis want to hang out with you? Yeah annoying but has never happened to me because I have a little bro and quite frankly, he just doesn’t really care about me and my friends. But, I have been to my friends’ houses and their little sibling(s) is annoying so yes, I know the pain. I know, I know, you love your siblings but come on! There’s a breaking point! My little bro is completely adorable when he’s not talking or he has his face in a computer or DS or something electronic like that. But when he opens his mouth…let me put it this way, I just want to pick him up (he weighs like 60 pounds) and throw him out the door. But I know my mom would kill me. Not literally, for you people who actually take things seriously.

On to the big sib that seems to do everything right and be friend with everyone! Well, mine doesn’t do everything right but she is friends with everyone. (Stage open) People who know me because of my sister but I don’t know who they are, walk up to me and say,” Hey, aren’t you Hannah’s little sister?” I answer,” Um… yes? Why?” They say,” she’s awesome!” or something like that. Then I’m like,” Um… that’s cool. Them: You’re so lucky to have her as a sister!” Or something like that. Then I’m like (very sarcastic like),” yes, lucky that’s the word.” Then add to my self ‘You don’t have to live with her’. (Stage closed) That is basically how it is.

Anyway, one story about sibs ganging up on me would be this:

Please keep in mind this was like 3 or 4 years ago and I was like 10 and we know 10 year olds like to blow things out of proportion. We have one computer with no internet so we get a lot of computer games for it (and it’s a caveman computer). We just got a new game and Hannah and Will (siblings, just in case you skipped to the good part) were playing. Anyway, I wanted to play but they would let me. So I did the normal thing 10 year olds do, I tell mom. I told her they had a conspiracy against me (I used big words) and to tell them to get off. At first she did nothing, but my complain… Er, convincing changed her mind. Basically, they got kicked off, grounded, and I got the computer for a week to my self. They still hold that over my head for some reason.

Anyway, pretty much I’ve just complained about mine, but if you have a story about your sibs just comment it to me! Because, you know, this IS the blog you complain about annoying things!