Teachers

There is one thing that I did not write about yet this year... teacher and slash or teachers pets. No offense to any teachers who read this (cough cough, Mr. Ogle J) But teachers can be really annoying. I mean, do not get me wrong, we students are annoying as heck but put yourself in our shoes (which you have before when you were our age) we do not want to be here anymore than teachers do. But we have to put up with each other, somewhat happily. Sometimes.

                Yes, teachers. We students have to learn from teachers as teachers learned from the teachers before them and so on and so on. So teachers do know how we students feel. Somewhat. I know that we students can get really annoying at times, but give us a break! We have the attention span of like a three week old puppy! You could lay off the homework maybe, or be less strict or something to make us students like teachers better. Or not. Whatever, it is the teachers choice. Sadly.

                As we probably all know, where there are teachers, there are teacher’s pets. Yes, those students who are always trying to outdo other students, hogging the attention and basically sucking up to the teachers. It makes me angry. I mean, yes, I was a teacher’s pet up until like the end of sixth grade. Most teachers love me only because, Number one: I am funny, if you have not noticed and Number two: I get straight A’s and Number three: I am just a very likeable person. I was told once that my negativity is funny. It is not so funny to me. Anyway, off topic, students that are just… just… annoying! I sit there and am just like “just shut up, please, just shut up!” or “you sound stupid and you are REALLY annoying so shut up!”

                As I said before in another blog, I will be writing about something I love. Before, it was books, now it will be acting. In about two weeks, my high school will be put on a play about, well, high school. I am acting as Charlotte Wolfe, the librarian. Oh, the play is called Up the Down Staircase. It’s about a just out of college high school teacher putting up with us unruly high school students. I’m the over-protective-of-books librarian who hates students who do not take care of books. I really love acting. It is one thing that does not annoy me. Though I really hate the two hour long practices and when we get to dress rehearsal week, well, let me just put it this way, it will probably be almost four hour practices every night. That is what I really hate about play. My friends and even wrote a song. But, you people probably do not want to hear that.

                Teachers and teacher’s pets are really annoying. If you agree or have any objection about teachers being annoying, you know what to do. If not, leave a comment… so far I got zero comments… Please comment J.

Bad TV Shows

So, there are things in this life that are just horrible. Bad food, sickness, and especially horrible TV shows. You know the ones that are so bad you want to cry or throw a chair through a window, or maybe even get up from the comfortable spot on you’re couch. I know, that is the worst thing to do. Anyway, there are those shows that just… just… oh, what’s the word… oh yes, they just suck. Horribly. Like Jersey Shore, Dr. Phil, um, soap operas… I think that’s just a few of bad TV shows.

            Ah yes, Jersey Shore… Well I have just one thing to say about this show: Vomit. Snookie is not the life of that show and even her own father says she is ridiculous. I do not think there is anything worse than this show. It makes me vomit.

            Dr. Phil may help some people but for me… it is just bad. You see, I am the problem child of my family (just kidding) but when I was little my mother used to sit me in front of the television, making me sit through hours (exaggeration, of course) and quite frankly, scarring me for life. I do not think I will ever be able to watch that show ever again in my life. It was way too scarring.  I mean, I can stand Oprah or Ellen, because they are not depressing or sad. All it is, is people talking about how depressing their life is and how they need help, so they go on TV and get (somewhat) professional help. I mean, why would you want your problems publicized on TV? I just do not understand. Oprah has its good moments, though I would not watch it all the time and it can be depressing too. Ellen is just freaking hilarious all the time, 24/7, every day all day long. I love that show.

            Finally, soap operas. I just see no point in them, they go on and on for like forever, killing off people, then bringing them back to life, and killing them off again. It is so dang confusing!!! My mom watched something like called the Young and the Restless; I think that is what it is called. I watched it like once and I told myself that it was really really stupid and never to watch to again. Then my mom told me that someone on the show died then came back to life and yeah, I was confused. I just do not get the point of these weird shows. I get confused with these types of shows.

            As you have read, there are certain shows that just are horrible to watch. So bad, that you would probably rather hurt yourself than watch. If you have an issue with why this shows are bad and you actually like them, well, number one; you need to see better shows, and number two; you should tell me why they are so go anyway. Comment, chat, and have fun talking about annoying things at this blog. :)

Random

            Ah, my dear readers, you see, it is very hard to come up with things that annoy me that would take up five hundred words,so, this week (and probably others) I will write the opposite in the beginning. I will write about things that do NOT annoy me. Yes, a nice twist. If this annoys YOU, well then just tell me.

            One thing that I really enjoy about life would be books. I don’t know why, but books are my backup plan. Bad day? Well fix it with a happy ending book or maybe a depressing one. Fantastic day and your friends won’t listen why anymore? Well, read about someone else’s great day and maybe it’ll make yours even better.

            I remember what got me started on reading in general. I loved books since the day I could first read, which would be when I was, like three or four years old, but what really made me a book nerd would have to be this: bullying. I was in sixth grade and there was this kid who always made fun of me. Then another person did. Thankfully, no one else did but them. But, instead of talking to people and being social, I was afraid of what I would say, and the bullies deeming it un-cool. So, therefore, I switched my thinking to books. In books, only things that the author wants to happen, happens. Or, if something bad happens to one of the characters, at the end, it will all work out for them. I have read a lot of books, trust me. I think I can read a five hundred page book within two hours. I read fast.

            But, then I went to seventh grade, made new friends, and became more outspoken. By the time eighth grade came around, well; let’s just say I was crazy.

            Now for the annoying part: Some People. There are some people in this world who, lets face it, are annoy just to be around. Like, there is this one person at this school who is soooooooooooooooooo annoying that I just cannot stand to be around them and neither can half the school. I mean, I know I’m annoying but this is a whole new level. Like on a scale of 1-10I’m a level three probably, and this person is probably a level eleven. Yeah, I went a number higher. The point is there will always but those annoying people in life, but u just have to avoid them, like I do. I when I see this person, I walk to other direction. Just kidding, but I would totally do that just to get away from them. I just don’t at school because I have like four minutes to get to my next class and I cannot be late.

            There will be people like that in your life that are annoy as heck and you just have to deal with it. I have to on a daily basis, you probably do too. Just think to yourself that your not the only one suffering. Stay classy! :D

Computers

          “Stupid computer! Did you really just delete my lab report? It’s nine at night and I have to retype it for tomorrow! I HATE YOU!” Has this ever happened to you? If it has, then you have suffered from Stupidcomputoritis. Yes I just created that name but it is true. We all have had those moments where our computer becomes stupid for just a little bit. It’s a love hate relationship. “I HAT E YOU, STUPID COMPUTOR! *hits the computer* “I’m so sorry! Please forgive me!” Just kidding, I do not talk to my computer… or do I? Dah dah daaaaahhhhh. Again, kidding.

            I remember once when I was typing my creative writing story, which is due today. I went to call my tennis coach about the next tennis match and when I come back, it locked. I typed the password about fifty before I almost broke down in tears. I had to turn the computer off and basically restart. It was a sad moment in my life. I know, it’s pretty pathetic when a sad moment in my life is typing a story. I think my technology rejecting mother (or cave man is what I like to call her) is right, technology will be the death of us! The end is near! Just kidding.

            Yes computers are stupid sometimes. I can not even figure out to use Microsoft word sometimes! I ask myself many questions “where is header and footer?” or “How do I vertical align stuff?” or I start getting hand cramps from typing so much. Just tonight I had to type a short story for creative writing (eight pages), a lab report (three pages) (that was what I needed to vertical align), and this blog. Oh and peer reviews online, which my cave man mother thinks internet is a waste of time so guess what, we do not have it. Which might lower my 5.0 grade point average… questions I ask myself. Oh and a Spanish dialogue due eight hour on Friday. I think it has to be typed. Joy…

            Then people use the internet to harm other people. Which is ridiculous in my opinion. But even at my small high school in my small town is there cyber bullying. People, it’s really not cool to use the internet to harm someone else. I mean, was picked on when I was in sixth and seventh grade so I really do not know how that could make someone feel good, putting someone else down, using one of the best inventions in the world: the internet and computer. I just don’t understand how…

            Wow, I have been rambling about computers and cyber bullying and ECT., ECT. I know but really take that cyber bulling thing to heart: even when you’re thinking about it, don’t. No joke.

            I’m running out of ideas for my annoying blog so if you have any good ideas please just comment! I mean I have to do this for a class so, it’s really not my idea. BY